About No BMW:
Except for the first verse, all lyrics written by James Malone, RIP. Recorded in 1988. Doug Hyatt does bass line. Lou Jones on vocal and arrangement/production.
A novelty tune based upon some scribbled notes of poetry that Malone showed up with one night while we wee recording other material.
Hope some of you may find it amusing. If anyone is offended, no apologies. Malone was murdered a few years later (nothing to do with song, I hope), so..get over it.License: